St Stephen's morn... and after a
very merry Xmas, perhaps not what the average resident wants to see first
thing in the morning.... |
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Nor, maybe... do they want a hunting horn breaking the sylvan
silence.
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Or a bell... |
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So mugshots were taken......for disturbing the peace. Later
this group appeared in the local press, being made an example of. Just
in case the youth of today are tempted to ape this lot.
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Excitement reigns...is'nt there
something better on telly? |
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And even more excitement......Bit young for bloodsports, isn't
he?
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Once more... St George and the Turkish
knight battle it out |
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In any car park they can find...
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Or road junction... Turkish knight
beginning to tire here, his headdress is slipping... |
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But only a little while now... till we get some refreshments
inside
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Evil has occurred. Turkish knight
has felled St George, so the Green Man has to step in and reorder the
universe so that Right Will Prevail.... |
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Not totally Green, though... is that a bit of red showing?
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Turkish knight ... checking up on
his fan club. |
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BUT.. BEHIND YOU... now its St George's turn to be less than
nice
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Little Fellow... trrying to make
Turkey's death bed a bit more comfortable. If only he'd give up on the
histrionics and lie down like any decent grieviously wounded knight. |
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The Doctor is summoned...Not sure if he's seen a case like this
before...
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Pre-op discussion... Where to make
the incision, what to extract.....Oh yes, and the small matter of cash. |
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Just checking... for vital signs
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Usually... you need the correct
tool for the job |
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But... some doubt the Doc's skill.
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The operation... appears to be...... |
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A SUCCESS...
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For Medics amongst you... here is
an alternative view so that you can learn exactly how to do it when the
time comes. |
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Doc's special medicine..... He first checks it out on a woman
who's "turned ninety nine". Seems to work OK.
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Turkish knight ... about to be dosed
with Doc's special potion. |
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Finally... Father Christmas has to intervene to prevent the
rejuvenated Turkish Knight from battling on.
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Audience reaction?... approval here all right. |
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Not so sure... maybe there's something else on his mind. To
do with a beverage?
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Reaction muted here, too... he wasn't
very impressed by the plastic bone. |
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